Start Up Company, Bear Butt Team
Yup that’s right folks Michael & Team are average joes “shaking the freakin eagle out of its nest.”
As part of our START UP we are celebrating by giving all of out team members (you) a FREE
coupon! Find out more information from our follow up email after you purchase. Also a great way to find out more
about us, our story, sweet coupons, free prizes – Find us on SnapChat, Instagram & Facebook @BearButtTeam
So Many Bug Nets To Choose From…
There are a lot of Bug Nets to choose from! We try to make things easy on your with the
best Bug Net out there and a WAY TOO EASY MONEY BACK PROMISE WITH REAL CUSTOMER
SERVICE. Take a look at our reviews and be part of the team
Coupons For Daaaaaaaays…
Nothing gets me more stoked than coupons! Well anytime you purchase one of our products simply
respond to one of our emails that we send you and we will give you a coupon for your next purchase.
(That is how we get friends, we buy them)
Way Too Easy Money Back Promise…
Our promise is that our product is just as great, better or the bestest out there and we back it with
our crazy promise. For example if you get little Charlie a Bug Net for his birthday and he says “Hey
auntie, I hate Bug Nets” you will probably want to punch him (so mean of you) but what you should
do is contact us and say “Hey Bear Butt Team Specialist, I want a refund.” And poof we will give you
your money refund within 6 hrs and you can keep the Bug Net. Yea you can keep the freakin Bug Net
Just be warned, as a Start Up Company it can be hard for us to keep our inventory in stock in the
beginning until we get a good capital flow. If you see it available, buy now!
IF YOU’RE USING ROPE YOU’RE JUST PLAYING YOURSELF – Seriously Bear’s Built These Hammock Straps With Polar Bear Strength and Panda Bear Softness, You Won’t Find a Higher Quality Hammock Strap in this Galaxy.
YOUR LOCAL HIPPIE ENDORSES US… If you’re a Hippie you already know, If not ask the dude toking up down the street from you rockin’ some Rasta colors. If You want to live the Hammock life, It’s Bear Butt or die. Seriously be Chill and Adventerous.
WE KNOW YOU LOOKED AT OTHER STRAPS… – No We Don’t Feel Betrayed, We’re Just Hoping that You Can Support A Small Start Up Company Reach Some Dreams. Our Bears Even Skipped Out On Hibernation To Put Together These 10 Foot Long x 1 Inch Wide Hammock Tree Straps. Each Equipped with 20 Loops, And Yes This Product Was Tested on Animals. That’s Why We Added Heavy Duty Triple Stitched Seams That Hold 400 pounds(However We have tested higher for 700 POUNDS or two of our kid-friendly Panda Bears.)
GRIZZLY STRENGTH? WE THINK SO – Over the Mountains and Through The Woods To Bear Butt’s Sweat Shop We Go… Our Leading Team Of Black Bears Designed A Tubular Polyester Strap(Whatever the Heck that Means) And Having Our Products Tested In The Alaskan Wilderness We Know They’re Tough, They Don’t Absorb Water, Mildew, Or Deteriorate From UV Light. DISCLAIMER: Testing On Animals Is More Accurate Than Testing On Humans, Sorry Animal Activists…The Bears were Paid well…
QUIT PRETENDING YOU KNOW HOW TO TIE KNOTS, GIRLSCOUT – You and I Both Know That The Only Knot You Know How To Tie Is On Your Shoe. Treat Yourself Like A Cool Kid And Snag Some Bear Straps It TAKES LESS THAN ONE MINUTE TO SET UP, So Quit Wasting Time Buttercup And Add It To Your Cart…